Wednesday, December 12, 2007  

Top 10 necessary things to buy at the Dollar store for your spring break trip

Whoa! Gosh, certainly racked up that spring break bill this year hu? Or maybe you were smart and used Student city to book your trip. We’ll okay, I won’t judge. Any who… Face it, you’re broke and you still need stuff. You need body lotion, tanning lotion, tooth paste, a tooth brush, hair dye, a brush, Ton’s of stuff, but you don’t exactly have the budget to hit the nearest Rite Aid and buy the best brand name stuff. So… we live in America, which is great for college students, because like college students, America’s cheap! Grab you discount shopping basket and let’s dive into the best things to buy at a dollar store for your spring break trip!

Numero uno skeeza’s: Sun Tan Lotion Woo hoo! So you’re all planned up ready to go for your trip, but oh yea, you’re as white as a ghost and if your not careful, people on the beach are going to be wondering why you look like a lobster. So when you’re searching the dollar-store, hit up the skin isle, and buy your self some one dollar SP-whatever. Be smart, not red.

#2. Tooth Paste: They don’t sell this stuff on the beach you know. The last thing a chick wants is to dance with a sweaty salty SOB with a yellow smile. Okay, so it just cost a buck and probably won’t brighten you smile too much, but do it. Don’t forget the tooth brush too, cheap tooth paste burns on your finger.

#3. Souvenirs (yes souvenirs at the dollar store): Okay, so now that your ready to go, your braggin daily to the peeps at work and to mom’sy and dad’ms, but the first thing everyone’s tell you is that “they hate you,” (jealousy: if some one’s jealous of you, your doing something right) and secondly, that they want you to bring them back something from where your going. Like you won’t have anything else to do but shop for them right? Screw that! Get it done early and cheap, pick up a bag of factor made sea shells for a buck and slap an “I love you Mom from Cancun” card on it and call it a day. Just choose a dollar store that your mom doesn’t shop at all the time, don’t wanna get bagged.

#4. Extra Pair of Sandals: I mean, there a buck!

#5. A Card to send home to you girly: We all know what happens down at spring break. Pick up an “I Love you” card (two for a buck) and send it to your suspicious girlfriend back home telling her how great she is. Spend some time on it. Long letters make it seem like your not having a great time and/or that your only thinking about her. It may buy you some space.

#6. Travel Journal: Maybe if you’re a cool artistic guy you can keep a journal and refer back to it the next time you travel. They can be cool. Maybe your kids’ll find it someday it’ll spark the initial conversation of what sex is.

#7. Books: Lastly, buy yourself some reading material for the flight over, it doesn’t really matter if it sucks, it was only a dollar anyway.

Always here to help!

Cheers’

Jeremiahcity

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